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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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tristamateer:

I hope one day
somebody loves you
so much

that they see violets
in the bags under your eyes,
sunsets in the downward arch
of your lips,

that they recognize you
as something green,
something fresh and still growing,
even if sometimes
you are growing sideways,

that they do not waste their time
trying to fix you.

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You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via my-flawed-design)
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Wow, what a butthole.

Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via gnarly)
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cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me.  (via takewalk-withme)
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